Republican's against what?!?

Some Republicans are getting tired of what's going on in Washington DC and were going to start a internet site called: "REPUBLICIANS AGAINST BOHNNER'S". Unfortunately they realized saying it sounded different than reading it and decided against it.

Never Late.

The church service started and a few minutes later two young alter servers arrived late. The Pastor smiling looked at them and in a comforting voice said, "In the eyes of God you are never late. God knows you were praying very hard to make it here on time."

I learned something today!

Today I learned that writing is a celebration that can last a lifetime and beyond!