Less than more to come

When a person that has been respected and looked up to passes from this life many morn. Some regret that their life has been meaningless and little has been accomplished. Others crawl away and disappear because they feel inadequate. Then there are those that do not think about it and just go on. Should one live life collecting achievements and good deeds like one collects pennies in a jar? Or be like the flag bearer during the battle that lays dying and hands off the flag saying, "Carry it well, I only held it for a moment but I carried it well, so please continue to carry it well, then pass it to be carried on ... well"

Bad Weather Bad bad Bad!

You might want to stay indoors because the weather report for today read: Clouds breaking wind all day. Keep windows closed and Air fresheners on the ready.

Republican's against what?!?

Some Republicans are getting tired of what's going on in Washington DC and were going to start a internet site called: "REPUBLICIANS AGAINST BOHNNER'S". Unfortunately they realized saying it sounded different than reading it and decided against it.

Never Late.

The church service started and a few minutes later two young alter servers arrived late. The Pastor smiling looked at them and in a comforting voice said, "In the eyes of God you are never late. God knows you were praying very hard to make it here on time."

I learned something today!

Today I learned that writing is a celebration that can last a lifetime and beyond!

Reaity What a Concept!

I am not a fan of Reality TV. I am a fan of Reality Life. There is one family I see around the neighborhood. It is a family full of life, love and mutual respect for each other. Their family aura effects all those around them with the same good feelings. The youngest and female child is a hand full. She is hand full of love and joy. She is also a hand full of life; a hand full of wonder and curiosity. When I get an injury it is something I want to get rid of and heal. No matter how much honey I put on that booboo. It simply will not heal fast enough. Turn off the TV once in awhile and enjoy the reality of life and the wonderful people in it.

New Job

I landed a new part time job at an answering service. For years I abused those poor people so I took the job to make up for it. Turns out they are the best group of people I have ever had the pleasure to work with. The main problem is they are hard people to have conversations with. For some reason those darn phones we have to answer keep ringing.

Say Again!

In life I find myself getting angry at sayings like, "learn by your mistakes. If you get lemons make lemonade. When one door closes another opens. Finally Trust in God." After many; many hardships all these sayings proved true. What makes me mad is the time I spend in worry and stress during these times. What is hard to remember is, when going thru a new open door; make sure I close the old door behind me.

NC Got Gun Laws ! ! !

To my Daughter On 7/24/13, Now that you can bring guns when you go to the restaurant or playground in NC. What kind of firearms should I send the grandchildren? hand or rifle? Love Grandpa Reply to Grandpa: How about neither! To my daughter. Ok. As a school teacher. Do you now get to carry guns to school? Love Grandpa. (Still waiting for a reply).

Click oops!

When I was young I was sitting in front of a very new television. It was 1960. I asked my mother this question. "In school today the teacher told us a story of Pandora's Box. What exactly she talking about? What is Pandora's box? "You are watching it." she said." I remembered this just after watching "The Snowtown Murders" on Netflix in 2013. The box is very open.

I'm Back

Since no one really reads this I decided to take a small vacation. When I came back the only one that missed me was my pet dog. Well, only when I replaced his battery. Now he is fixed and breathing again. My daughter called me and said they went to Florida to check on Grandma who may be having memory problems. Of course my Daughter and her son got lost on the way down. They did eventually find her house. Grandma is doing fine.

Why Mommy?

I do volunteer work in a Hospital and over heard a little boy ask this question to his mother. "Mommy why do dumb people have smart phones?" It was a maternity waiting room and there was a lot of cell phones going off with different annoying ring tones. Also a lot of loud people screaming, "The Baby is here!" Then cell phone pictures galore being passed around. One family was actually talking to the mother during the birth and yelling "push" "Your doing good. We are here for you!" I agreed with the little boy. Although that is why I like my volunteer job, I learn a lot.

Stroke Recovery

My former wife had a mini stroke. This is a big fear of mine and my daughter was pretty worried about it. It was a mutual decision to part ways. I am very glad we have a wonderful daughter that was very understanding during our departure from each other. My daughter also related my past partner had lost parts of her memory. The doctor thinks she should recover most of it but it may take awhile. My daughter said it would be ok to visit her and her new husband was ok with it also. Probably because of her memory loss she would not remember being angry about our bad times together. Unfortunately her husband is having a rough time. Seems she thinks he is me and has been yelling at him quite a bit. So I decided maybe I should wait and visit her later.

Feeling What?

If there is no life after death then I won't feel disappointed or angry when I die.

Medical Breakthru!

If you want a well conditioned body but hate to exercise.
Use Hair Conditioner for a full body wash in the shower or bath.

Male Bonding Story.

My Grandfather instructed me to always open a door for members of the opposite sex. "Why?" Was my curious response. He then explained that one day a man entered his cave like he did every day, but on this day a rock fell and hit him on the head while entering the cave. Since then he always let the woman go first. Thus began the notion that man was curtious to the opposite sex. The woman never caught on because rocks did not fall all the time. When they did. The rocks usually killed them. If not the man helped the woman recover from her injuries. This also led the woman to stay in the cave after recovery and gave the notion that man was a caregiver. Since not enough rocks were falling and the man wanted a woman to stay and share the cave with the man. Man came up with the idea of sneaking up behind woman and knocking her out with rocks. Then later because the clubs were more effective and less likely to kill the woman. Clubs were used more and more. The man always told the woman during recovery, "You are lucky you should have seen the size of the rock that hit you." Later on the woman began to suspect something was up with the man and started calling him a caveman. Not because he lived in a cave but what happened to her skull after he hit her
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Opening the car door for a woman came later when the man needed to test the car brake.

Drink and Pass please.

In order to prove our ancestors drank lots of wine and smoked extremely powerful pot. Read Aesop's Fables.

And The Oscar Goes to!

                                        
                                                   You !!!

 Enjoy the reward, the after party and everything that goes with it.

22132 days

If I ever offended anyone in the last 22132 days.  I apologize.  Just please let me know the exact day I offend you.

Wreck Cog Nation

Walking down a street or passing people by what do you do?  Try to be invisible to everyone. Walk a little faster.  Put on a non expressive face.  Or Say a friendly hello.  Make a little smile and back it up with a nod.  Which one makes you feel?  Which one makes you not?  What makes someone recognize another person?  What makes your neurons fire or not fire? ...........Hello! or Hell.....O!