Jogger Buddy.

A Jogger and his dog were trotting by my home as I was getting my mail.  Both seemed to be smiling which seemed unusual.  I gave a shout out, "I see you and your buddy are out for a run."  The Jogger waved back, Yeah we are."  I had to inform him, "I was talking to the dog."   Joggers are so egotistical.