Tap and die is something my sister use to tell obnoxious males that hit on her.
I just found out it does have something to do with screws but not in a sexual way.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
The other day I experienced why women get angry when the toilet seat is up. I forgot it was up and fell in. It is a very wet and cold experience and not in a good way. Then I remembered working in a prison and noticed that there are no toilet seats in prison cells. Could that be considered cruel and unusual punishment?
Sunday, January 13, 2013
My mom was a great motivator. I was being exceptionally bad one day. She very patiently explained to me, "If you don't want to be good and obey me. You better obey God. I can only ground and punish you. He will send you to the fires of hell which are hotter than the fires in a lava filled volcano". "Plus if you are good I give you candy and home baked treats". I became an Altar Boy and went for the baked goods.
Sunday, January 06, 2013
I am a Time Traveler. I have traveled from 1952 to today. I have seen changes traveling from past to the future of today. We are all time travelers. Each day we begin to travel 24 hours from past, in the present. Then at the end of the day we are in the future. We travel faster when we sleep. Pay attention to the present it may influence your future as you remember the past. Travel well and safe.