Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Medical Breakthru!

If you want a well conditioned body but hate to exercise.
Use Hair Conditioner for a full body wash in the shower or bath.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Male Bonding Story.

My Grandfather instructed me to always open a door for members of the opposite sex. "Why?" Was my curious response. He then explained that one day a man entered his cave like he did every day, but on this day a rock fell and hit him on the head while entering the cave. Since then he always let the woman go first. Thus began the notion that man was curtious to the opposite sex. The woman never caught on because rocks did not fall all the time. When they did. The rocks usually killed them. If not the man helped the woman recover from her injuries. This also led the woman to stay in the cave after recovery and gave the notion that man was a caregiver. Since not enough rocks were falling and the man wanted a woman to stay and share the cave with the man. Man came up with the idea of sneaking up behind woman and knocking her out with rocks. Then later because the clubs were more effective and less likely to kill the woman. Clubs were used more and more. The man always told the woman during recovery, "You are lucky you should have seen the size of the rock that hit you." Later on the woman began to suspect something was up with the man and started calling him a caveman. Not because he lived in a cave but what happened to her skull after he hit her
Opening the car door for a woman came later when the man needed to test the car brake.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Drink and Pass please.

In order to prove our ancestors drank lots of wine and smoked extremely powerful pot. Read Aesop's Fables.

Friday, May 17, 2013

And The Oscar Goes to!

                                                   You !!!

 Enjoy the reward, the after party and everything that goes with it.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

22132 days

If I ever offended anyone in the last 22132 days.  I apologize.  Just please let me know the exact day I offend you.

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Wreck Cog Nation

Walking down a street or passing people by what do you do?  Try to be invisible to everyone. Walk a little faster.  Put on a non expressive face.  Or Say a friendly hello.  Make a little smile and back it up with a nod.  Which one makes you feel?  Which one makes you not?  What makes someone recognize another person?  What makes your neurons fire or not fire? ...........Hello! or Hell.....O!