Thursday, May 31, 2012
I Met a young mother today and her new baby of 5 months. For some reason it was important for her to tell me that the baby was bi-racial. I told her that I was a bi-racial baby also. She looked a little confused so I educated her and relayed that my Father was Polish and my Mother Irish. She quickly and quietly gathered up her child and left. I have a hard time understanding and communicating with young people sometimes.
Monday, May 28, 2012
A little boy saw his baby brother right after he was born. He noticed the nurses cleaning the newborn and the little boy came to the conclusion his new brother was slimmed. Fascinated he told everyone he met and asked them when they were born were they slimmed? I learn a lot while volunteering in the hospital from kids. As an update to the cement story. After cleaning chunks of cement out of hair. His hair weave was ruined and he now has a new temporary hair piece.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Men like to build things and make cement floors and sidewalks. One man I know went and got a cement sander, a really good toy for men. He was refinishing his basement and wanted the old floor to look new, clean and smooth. He had a glorious time but in his haste did not use water with the sander and got cement dust all over. Never the less he was proud of his work. He cleaned up his basement and feeling very satisfied with the job done well. He then took a shower to clean himself up. That is when he made a remarkable discovery. When water hits cement dust that is all over ones body it tends to turn into....well cement. The cement sealed his eyes closed and his hair became very brittle and hard. The people at the hospital were very kind to him and he recovered quickly. He admitted his panic when his eyes hardened up and was worried about other openings that might also get clogged with cement. His wife was amused and is happily thinking up as many cement jokes as she can.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
I finally was able to get my book "A Simply Chumly Gift For You" published on Amazon eBook. I wanted to give them out for free and this is the closest I could do. If you want. If not you could use the money to buy your children Pez Candy Dispensers which are good too.
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Thank you to the very very very very very few people that comment on my blog. It takes me awhile to post them because remembering how to do that I need to refresh my mind, which involves a bit of time. So! Sorry for the delay. Anyway. My comment for life is: I enjoy being nice to people because it makes me happy. I try not to be mean or nasty to people because it makes me sad being in the back of that police van. Have a hug.