For Christmas I want:
To know if there really are aliens in outer space visiting earth.
To know where the Rainbow is that has that pot of gold at the end of.
To be the perfect weight, forever.
To not have to depend on Viagria.
To have someone to not have to depend on Viagria with, preferably female.
To know if Jesus and Mary Magdeline were really married, and where are they living now so I can send them a wedding present.
To get healthy, lose weight, wealthy, win a big lottery, and wise, use my health and wealth to benefit my family and friends. In otherwords a big bath tub or spa thing and no more beer gut.
To be able to speak and understand all languages so I can freak out people that think I cannot speak or understand the language they are speaking.
To actually get the Christmas presents that people want.
To be with family and friends and take home lots and lots of leftover stuffing.
All wars to stop forever and all the soldiers come home.
To know what you want for Christmas and post it here.